“when I thought I was screaming, I was barely murmuring.”

bitchycode:

I wanna be nice but everyone annoys me

21seul:

I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

jalenrosed:

the big bang theory is an alternate universe version of friends where everyone is ross

joyceanfartboner:

iconic–soul:

Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

theres an episode where monica catches chandler watching porn so he changes the channel to a shark documentary but he still has a boner so monica tries to do shark things next time they sleep together and if that isnt romance i dont know what is you know

daftplunk:

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

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